BLOG IN BED

Christ I'm super at keeping up with this thing, right? I dunno where to start. What do people even blog about? It's all futile, amirite? heh heh

My nails right now heh heh. I think neon green is turning out to be my soul color :-)

Aaaaannnnyway, coming up: probs weak ass posts about metal the genre, metal the actual metal (joke), and i'm too lazy to finish this sentence see ya later dudes B-)

don't drink yall!!!

many times when my parents talk to me i get werid bursts of anger. when hayry potter got mad he subconsciously unlleached *~-8***magic+*~^~. when i get angry nothing happens

i briefly saw the guy i have a crush on yesterday and he said hi and i said hi but i didn't really look at his face that much i kinda checked out his body i hope he didn't notice that i did that. despite not having looked at his face i can assure that both his face and body are exponentially hotter than they were last time i saw him. god bless puberty!!!

anyway driving home i couldn't stop screaming "he's so hot!!!!" as i listened to my bloody valentine

my spirit animal is a socially retarded teenage metal fan who plays guitar shittily and has a face full of acne and a closet full of metallica shirts

(cont. from title) and hangs out alone on Friday nights eating chips and wishes he were at MaxiMart with a local babe. "Nutrition?" he'd ask. "What the hell is that?" then flash a middle finger covered with radioactive Cheeto dust.

We all know there's only one REAL food group in the pyramid: the lil triangle of goodness at the top that is JUNK FOOD. (Well, at least before they revamped it, but Fuck the New Pyramid Man. It's all about the food pyramid of the 90s/early 00s).
Blah blah blah "test depression" "migraine" "shit weather like hell I might as well live in Scotland." Eff that negative attitude. Go buy some buy one get one free Lays barbecue chips and a Coke slushie, and it's like, "What's wrong with my life again? I can't remember..."

*** BONUS!!! METAL BABES ***

damn ass testing week house party

ultimate party song (well, uh, dystopian party, that is):

"Thumbscrews" by The Jesus Lizard

I'm taking the AP Calc exam tomorrow, then AP Euro Hist (SUREST FAILURE, like EVER) on Friday... then the SAT on Saturday (did they do that on purpose? SATurday?)
In light of that, I need a very flippant outfit to counteract test depression.
I wish it were New Year's Eve or something. The sparkles on this figure skater number would be sooo perf for that occasion. Eff this cloudy weather man!!!

Faux fur jacket, $9 from a consignment store uptown, sparkly ass dress, $0 (mom's), shoes $15 from a random ass store in Qimen (Taiwan) (a great investment, I wear these babies for everything), socks, uh, $0 (found them around the house)

APRIL JAMS

In retrospect, are the songs that I liked most in April. April is a weird month for me; it doesn't have a real identity. I don't remember doing too many things of interest. That being said, here are a few songs instead of "real life" (ugh).




MY BLOODY VALENTINE: CAN I TOUCH YOU (1987)This was the first time I drove around with the windows open (it finally got warm enough to do so)I drove to the house of guy I like, "B," with my bestie, Kristen, to borrow some drums. We stood around in B's kitchen for a while, IN THE DARK. (woooo) I consider it our first date.

THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN: SOWING SEEDS (1985)

I have been listening to Psychocandy, for what, 8 months now? And this song still makes me tear up. IT KILLS YA

Favorite lines: "I feel as sharp as a carving knife/so I feel in love for the very last time"

Being not in love is sooooooo cool, that's all I'm sayin

SLOWDIVE 40 DAYS (1993)

This is another song I really like to blast in the car. Beyond dreamy, man. There was a series of ~3 days when this was the only song I listened to.