Wednesday, May 4, 2011

my spirit animal is a socially retarded teenage metal fan who plays guitar shittily and has a face full of acne and a closet full of metallica shirts

(cont. from title) and hangs out alone on Friday nights eating chips and wishes he were at MaxiMart with a local babe. "Nutrition?" he'd ask. "What the hell is that?" then flash a middle finger covered with radioactive Cheeto dust.

We all know there's only one REAL food group in the pyramid: the lil triangle of goodness at the top that is JUNK FOOD. (Well, at least before they revamped it, but Fuck the New Pyramid Man. It's all about the food pyramid of the 90s/early 00s).
Blah blah blah "test depression" "migraine" "shit weather like hell I might as well live in Scotland." Eff that negative attitude. Go buy some buy one get one free Lays barbecue chips and a Coke slushie, and it's like, "What's wrong with my life again? I can't remember..."




*** BONUS!!! METAL BABES ***







Posted by Iris at 4:08 PM
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4 comments:

  1. TaylorMay 4, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    why the EFF were you watching '16 and pregnant'

    but anyway man oh man do i feel the pain of test depression

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  2. IrisMay 4, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    eff u taylor. i watched it for 5 minutes to gain a vantage point on modern ammy pop cultlre

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  3. TaylorMay 4, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    tough life

    eff u

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  4. TeaJuly 31, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    this is great. i love what you're doing x

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